At first you go in and it’s like Space marines? Fancy armor, with fancy helmets, sometimes aquila designs and wreaths and such, perhaps roman-like helmets, capes on occasion, skulls on different parts, etc.

But then you go down one corridor, and suddenly you’ve been down every corridor: pipes, grates, pipes, grates, pipes, grates.

So the emperor had some really fancy pants ideas for armor but he couldn’t spare a moment to think of the decor?

You go into one European palace and you see golden walls, curtains draped everywhere, chandeliers, beautiful artwork, fancy tables and chairs; but in 40k it’s like they had the decor of every human infested planet or ship designed by the ninja turtles.

Every 40k game makes the levels look like the ones from Necromunda hired gun, except instead of brown they go with grey. They look hideous.

  • Lyudmila [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    any warhammer content born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is grimdark, praise they emprah, fascism, release the same game every year, eat processed corn & lie.

    But seriously, they’re mostly just eternally rereleasing Vermintide as Space Marine fascist power fantasy games for DOGE interns and their fellow groypers at this point. Feel free to continue ignoring them.

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      eat processed corn

      most people would be a part of some planetary aristocracy if they even got to eat that. 40k Soylens Viridians and Corpse Starch for us hard-working peons and peasants thank you very much. if you don’t like that you can scrape pseudo-lichen off the bulkheads or gamble on finding some delectable out of the tower of Sewer Fats.