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Take it to the police and ask them. They have a lot of experience with that sort of thing and will be able to give you a super quick response.
You got any pigs handy? The eat anything.
Someone already suggested bringing it to the cops earlier in this thread
Oh, it’s super easy. What’s your address?
It’s super easy, but it depends on your address.
The old classics - remove the teeth, hands and any medical implants and find:
- somewhere they are pouring fresh concrete; or
- a newly dug grave awaiting a burial in the morning;
- slice open their gut and dump the weighted corpse out into deep water.
Then come back and tell us all about it.
That concrete idea is genius. Has it proven effective in the past?
The smell will permeate. Mythbusters tried it with pig carcasses.
Paint the body black, then follow the usual instructions for hiding the body of a black male.
Find a garage labelled “Dead N***** Storage”
