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minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1 年前Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
minus-squaresolrize@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 年前There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
minus-squaremizu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
minus-squareDadHands@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-21 年前It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
minus-squareCargon@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 年前Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
minus-squarepossum@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
minus-squareSinnz@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 年前At times I only shit like once a week 💀
minus-squareThepinyaroma@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
minus-squareBen@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
minus-squareSon_of_dad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
minus-squareryathal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
minus-squareRhyz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
minus-squareklemptor@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?
Okay but for real I used to only poop like twice a week this doesn’t feel like a challenge to me
There was a whole series of mystery stories featuring a detective who never pooped. He was called No Shit Sherlock.
What did you eat back then? Please reply in the next 17 hours it’s urgent.
Are you fully pooped out yet?
It from childhood until about 22, so I can’t really point to something in particular
Jesus Crispy Creamy Christ, I shit 3 times a day. 3 meals, 3 shits. Where’s all your food going people?!
How small are your shits (or how big are your meals)?
I wonder the same thing! If I only went once or twice a week I feel like I’d need industrial plumbing.
At times I only shit like once a week 💀
Are you guys OK? I go more than 1-2 days and I feel like death.
Death how, is it the ripped anus due to birthing a massive log or something else?
Dude, I drink coffee and raisin Bran for breakfast. I have never gone a single day with constipation. I can’t imagine pooping only once a week.
1-3 times every 1-3 days is the normal range.
you need more fibre
Damn, I poop 2-5 times a DAY. If I go a day without pooping I’m in for a very uncomfortable time. There was only one time years ago where i got constipated as hell and didn’t go for 2 whole nightmarish weeks!
Seriously. Who knew irritable bowel syndrome was a superpower?