no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours agoUnethical relationship advicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1304arrow-down111
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minus-squareSlimeKnight@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up61arrow-down1·16 hours agoWhile at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoIs it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down9·9 hours agoMarriage is for religious weirdos
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26·8 hours agoUh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 hours agoIf you break your taxes how will we use them
While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won’t be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇
Is it possible my penis isn’t small, but my partner is just an unrepentant trollop?
Marriage is for religious weirdos
Uh, no, it’s for a tax break and insurance purposes.
If you break your taxes how will we use them
and for crime/court