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1st Jan onwards: fat
nice of you to assume that wasn’t already the case
Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr
The yellow object is actually your
leaverliver.What happens if you pull it?
You have offended it it. It leaves.
I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.
Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!
Me on the right the whole year through.
You say full of cheese like it’s a bad thing…
I’m full of cheese at all times. What else is there to live for?
I get my wisdom teeth out on the 27th :D
Have fun with them P E R C S
Full of cheese cannot ve that bad of a fate
Christmas is twelve days: dec 25 to jan 7
That wonderful time of year where your true love gives you WAY too many birds.
Way too many birds.
But also I need to know about the maids a milking, the ladies dancing, the lords a leaping, pipers piping, and the drummers drumming. Like, this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
this is a performance where the humans get paid and get to go home afterward, and not like a slave trade situation, right?
I mean, the song was first published in circa 1780 so…maybe? 🤷
just need to get employers and the government on board
I’ve already been this for the last few weeks
The best part here in Germany is the Weihnachtsmarkt
The Glühwein certainly does counteract the cheese
The latter is me 365 of the year. I blame being born during that time period 😛
