My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • superduperpirate@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Who.

    Who who?

    You’re making a good owl!

    My parents told me this was my favorite joke when I was around your daughter’s age. Apparently I used the joke non-stop and my parents still laughed every time because of how much I cracked up at my own joke.

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        13 days ago

        Knock knock.

        Who’s There?

        Little old lady.

        Little old lady who?

        I didn’t know you could Yodel!