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  • NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 month ago

    Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

    1 mrs hippy, 2 mrs hippy, 3 mrs hippy

    Make them work for the punchline.

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      1 month ago

      Do you know how the polygamist redneck hippy counts his wives?

      Wait…

      Is he a real redneck AND a real hippy at the same time??

      Or is he maybe just half redneck, half hippy?

      Because if it’s the latter, then you need to start your counting like:

      1/2 mrs hippy, 1 mrs hippy, 1 1/2 mrs hippy…

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        1 month ago

        when it’s half hippie and half redneck you have to assign the fox worthy curve of entanglement so it becomes 1/3 Mrs hippy 2/3 Mrs hippy and then 3 thirds if yanto.