• PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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    1 month ago

    Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔”

    If I don’t have anything floral and penile enough, I’ll compensate by using the word “moist” several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.