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    [12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

    [13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

    [14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.”

    The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.