• ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Wife: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Me, a discerning scientist: “You’re just not very aesthetically constructed.”

    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      See, that’s fine the first time it happens. But after a couple of iterations you should have enough experimental data to know the answer that means you don’t have to sleep on the couch.