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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

She's beautiful

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She's beautiful

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    I’m just imagining in like 10 more years or so she’s going to end up having horse pubes and horse heads sticking out of her armpits and horse heads growing down her legs and shaving them off is going to be a real neightmare

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      • Bizarroland@kbin.social
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        And because of that nobody noticed the really great portmanteau pun I finished my sentence with.

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          I noticed it, and i thank you for your service.

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    How strong is her neck!?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Which one?

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    That main neck can lift 600lbs.

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    Do you turn into something when you see the child?
    Do you turn into the worst possible being a human could be? A horse girl?

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Yes, you suddenly have strong opinions on the best breeds, and you have 5 names picked out for horses that you will never own. It’s sad to see.

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        Equestrification sounds terrible.

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          I’m now imagining this as a Futurama bit, and it’s glorious.

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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      But seeing Medusa’s snakes turns you to stone, not snakes. Snakes bask on stone. Maybe you turn into a grassy field!

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        The solution for climate change

    • Lichen The Kitchen@lemmy.ca
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      Into hay, it’s quite a greetful experience.

    • Rayston@kbin.social
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      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11388406/

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    s n e k h o o v e s

  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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    reverse mermaids would be really really bad at small talk

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      Think they would wear shell pants?

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      Relevant Ricky Gervais: https://youtu.be/OChTkKjLOPo

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/OChTkKjLOPo

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    It could have been horse cocks.

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      Wait a couple decades…

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    Human luck means those are our parents, but we got horse tail for hair, instead of anything cool.

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    She’ll marry buckets the drummer if you don’t know who that is

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    By https://instagram.com/madelinehorwath?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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    s n e k h o o v e s

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