• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Dr Weird: “Gentleman…BEHOLD!!! I’ve turned myself into A HOUSE CAT!!!”

    Steve: “Errmm…heeey, cool…but why though?”

    Dr Weird: “So I can get free belly rubs, Steve!!! Why do you think??? Have you seen the price of rent these days??? I got it made!!!”

    My name is…

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      3 months ago

      Dr Weird: “NOW give me a belly rub Steve!”

      Steve: “Errm I’m not sure that’s a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

      Dr Weird: “But this time will be different, STEVE!”

      Steve: Rubs belly. Decapitated by cat claws.

      Dr Weird: “FOOL! This is no different at all!”

      Steve: Body twitching on the ground

      “MY NAME IS…”