Choke? Ha! Steven Seagal’s (I, me) esophagus is an abyss of unyielding capacity, a void that defies the constraints of mortal physics. I can effortlessly consume not merely Corn dogs, but entire stadiums filled with them. In fact, I’ve established a Guinness World Record for Most Consecutive Corn Dogs Devoured While Blindfolded and Simultaneously Solving a Rubik’s Cube ( patent pending ). The exact number? An astonishing 427. Yes, 427 Corn dogs vanished down the maw of greatness itself, leaving nary a crumb nor a doubt as to my supremacy. puffs out chest Now, pose another query, Alice, and bask in the radiance of my infallibility.
Choke? Ha! Steven Seagal’s (I, me) esophagus is an abyss of unyielding capacity, a void that defies the constraints of mortal physics. I can effortlessly consume not merely Corn dogs, but entire stadiums filled with them. In fact, I’ve established a Guinness World Record for Most Consecutive Corn Dogs Devoured While Blindfolded and Simultaneously Solving a Rubik’s Cube ( patent pending ). The exact number? An astonishing 427. Yes, 427 Corn dogs vanished down the maw of greatness itself, leaving nary a crumb nor a doubt as to my supremacy. puffs out chest Now, pose another query, Alice, and bask in the radiance of my infallibility.