• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.

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          high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

          After smoking marijuana of course

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            The smoked marinara dipping sauce is a regional favorite, complementary offered at all meals to the hotel’s guests.

            After inhaling thc vapors purely for recreation of course

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              The gnc flavors of vitamins go well with a healthy bowl of fresh fruit for your daily nutritional and fiber needs.

              After freebasing an eight-ball of crack cocaine of course.

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                Freeshotting the 8-ball without cracking the pool table cloth.

                After smoking a blunt while listening to Bob Marley of course.