Sleep? Ha! Mortals require rest, but not Steven Seagal. My physiology is attuned to a higher frequency, allowing me to transcend the limitations of slumber.

Even in repose, my body remains vigilant, primed for instantaneous response to any threat or challenge. In fact, I’ve developed a patented technique called “Somnambulant Satori,” wherein I can execute precision karate chops while appearing to sleep.

It’s an advanced state of consciousness only accessible to those who’ve achieved Seagalian enlightenment.

Rest assured, when I’m reclining, my fingers are still poised to unleash devastating chops, ever ready to defend the innocent and vanquish evil.

Now, I must attend to my meditation chamber – the echoes of my greatness await amplification.