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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago

It's been 16 days since Ukraine began striking targets in Russia with Western weapons and nuclear war still hasn't broken out yet

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It's been 16 days since Ukraine began striking targets in Russia with Western weapons and nuclear war still hasn't broken out yet

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 months ago
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  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    But the next red line is going to do it for sure!

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      FINAL warning this time!!

      • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Sounds like me. I wasn’t the best parent.

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    Of all the things in the world, please don’t jinx nuclear war.

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      The trolls promised me nuclear war though. All I’m saying is why you gotta blue ball me like that?

      • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
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        For real, I’ve been eating iodine pills all the time and there’s still no fallout to be had

        • Gladaed@feddit.de
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          You actually should not do that. They are basically an overdose of iodine.

          • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de
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            Do i really need a sarcasm tag in ncd?

    • skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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      don’t make me tap the sign

  • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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    I have a lottery ticket for Tuesday so I hope we make it until Tuesday at least, after that I don’t really care

    • pythonoob@programming.dev
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      What if you win it big. Will you care after that?

      • lath@lemmy.world
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        Their shadow imprinted on a ruin will have a winning pose.

      • RBG@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Care enough to buy a bunker probs

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s Tuesday night, at least in the US. how much you win?

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        Nothing, send the nukes

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    Any day now, I am living every day as if it is my last. 😉

    Whats on your bucket list? Should people just have orgies before our inevitable annihilation? I haven’t formed an opinion yet.

    • nuke@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Whats on your bucket list?

      HALO jumping my suitcase nuke directly over the Russian Ministry of Defense. You?

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        This sequel to Dr Strangelove isn’t nearly as cool

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Adjunct Professor Normalaffection

      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        With a plan like that, I guess the nuke-to-gonad proximity of that thing isn’t that much of an issue?

      • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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        High Altitude Low Obliteration

      • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf
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        Removed by mod

    • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world
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      Relevant documentary (although sadly not about nuclear war): https://youtu.be/jUbny1sBsCk?si=YXvslxiUJgg0pyLj

      Live your dreams, buddy. Have that orgy. Paint yourself blue. Tell your boss to go fuck they/themseves. We can trust Putin to deliver on his promises and nuke us (Slough first, please). Don’t let your memes be dreams.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world
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      Back into the pile

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      I read a short story once about the world ending due to an asteroid collision. The catch was everyone knew but they just went about their day. The protagonist just ended up going to bed as usual even though he knew the world would burn.

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      Nah, I’d rather go to bed and have one night of uninterrupted, peaceful, deep sleep, i.e., without remembering my anxiety-ridden dreams on awaking. That’s the objective right now. What is a orgy worth compared to that?

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    It’s almost like there are these great big nasty sides effects for the act of being the first nation in the modern era to use nukes for anything but self defense …

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    It’s simple, along with drone parts and ammunition, Russia purchased China’s Final Warning system

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    “still hasn’t broken out yet”

    I don’t know if I perceive a pessimistic or sn optimistic tone here.

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      Anywhere else I’d take the OP’s username as a semi-alarming nod toward the former, but considering where we are, shit that’s just another tuesday at NCD

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        You like us, you really, really like us! :::clutching an award:::

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          I followed you all here from The Bad Place, of course I do. I love you all equally. Except the planefuckers. Y’all frighten me.

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    Same thing would happen if the west gave everything Ukraine needed and supplied them nato troops.

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    Relevant username

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    But this time

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