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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Did he find it though?

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Did he find it though?

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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    “Did you find it yet?”

    • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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      “I’d call you but I can’t find mine either”

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    I once texted my wife that she forgot her phone at home. I was very high at the time. After that, it kind of became a running joke.

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    I sometimes wonder where my phone is while I’m literally looking at it. The worst I’ve done is probably to try and find it via the device finder app ON the phone I’m looking for 😄

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      Once, i was searching for my phone while holding my phone

      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Hey, that’s just the original post. We’ve come full circle

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    Y‘all should stop smoking so much weed.

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I often enough am looking for my glasses, whoyle wearing them. This morning I had the opposite problem, because I don’t see shit without, so I needed to first find my spare glasses to be able to find my normal ones… turned out, my cat was sleeping on them

  • pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com
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    Excellent replacement for:

    Dave’s not here, man!

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