The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoStay on the designated pathNSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down113
arrow-up1173arrow-down1imageStay on the designated pathNSFWlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square54linkfedilink
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·1 year agoWhy do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·1 year agoWe’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 year agoCan’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas. Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits. Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry We are prey.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoHow else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·1 year agoidk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too. Birds don’t have tits.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down5·edit-21 year agoLook I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk. Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·edit-21 year agoIts not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy. Jesus, get into character.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down2·1 year agoYou’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”. You wooshed. Hard.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down5·1 year agoBro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh. Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
minus-squaretfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoYou just misread and are now downspiraling. It’s okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 year agoCloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·1 year agoExactly, you can still go airtight.
minus-squareNorgur@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoEvery pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
minus-squareBaphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThen how am I always eating chicken tits?
minus-squarekryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoOver developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
minus-squarepipe01@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
minus-squareBlyfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoReptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
minus-squarechildOfMagenta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoBecause if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
minus-squaresnooggums@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoAnd they never have nipples! I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.
Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don’t have tits.
Some birds are tits.
Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.
Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
Woooosh
Tit
Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.
Jesus, get into character.
You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.
You wooshed. Hard.
Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.
Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
You just misread and are now downspiraling. It’s okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
And only one hole
How many holes do you need?
At least one more
Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
Exactly, you can still go airtight.
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
And they never have nipples!
I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.