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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down1·7 months agoAustralia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
minus-squareCetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down1·7 months agoYou are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·7 months agoWell that just makes sense. Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
minus-squaretastysnacks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·7 months agoHave you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 months agoTrick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 months agoThey leave witnesses. They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.
Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
Well that just makes sense.
Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
They leave witnesses.
They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.