• KaiReeve@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Man, just existing on Tatooine is hard work.

    -It’s a desert planet run by crime lords.

    -The natives carry rifles and kidnap people just to torture them to death.

    -There are little goblins driving tanks around the countryside stealing anything that isn’t sand.

    -The sand is rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

    -Krayt Dragons