• MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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    8 months ago

    my theme song is bluegrass

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    My Daddy was a man of letters
    My Mama was a head of state
    And when they got their chromosomes together
    They gave me all of their recessive traits
    I’m an embarrassment to evolution
    My disposition is unstable and cruel
    My blood’s a catastrophic blend
    'Cause I’m from the shallow end of the gene pool
    My IQ is a negative number
    I’ve got a sense of humor no one can stand
    And my development was seriously encumbered
    By playing music with the Lounge Lizards band
    I’m a social director’s nightmare
    At dinner parties I just babble and drool
    It’s not easy making friends
    When you’re from the shallow end of the gene pool
    Chorus:
    I’m from the shallow end of the gene pool
    My x-rays make the doctors laugh
    When they tried to chart my EEG waves Well I wasn’t even on the graph
    Biological research is booming
    They’re making breakthroughs like you wouldn’t believe
    They say genetic engineering in humans
    Will someday soon be a reality
    I’m gonna get me a DNA transplant
    They’re gonna rearrange my molecules
    Some natural laws will have to bend
    To get me from the shallow end of the gene pool