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minus-squaretaanegl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·9 months ago“So have you managed to stop their progress towards interstellar travel?” “Yeah, apparently a group of Jewish scientists were on the brink of space folding, so we just murdered them and as many more as we could, while developing nuclear technology” “lol they’re going to irradiate their own planet” “rofl I know right?” “Just keep them in this solar system” “I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.”
minus-squareFunkytom467@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 months agoIronically that’s exactly how humans would react to discovering some less advanced aliens if you ask me.
“So have you managed to stop their progress towards interstellar travel?”
“Yeah, apparently a group of Jewish scientists were on the brink of space folding, so we just murdered them and as many more as we could, while developing nuclear technology”
“lol they’re going to irradiate their own planet”
“rofl I know right?”
“Just keep them in this solar system”
“I don’t think that’s going to be a problem.”
Ironically that’s exactly how humans would react to discovering some less advanced aliens if you ask me.