Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square327fedilinkarrow-up1841arrow-down1107file-text
arrow-up1734arrow-down1imageTrans men enter Miss Italy contest to protest anti-trans ‘women from birth’ rulesh.itjust.worksWats0ns@sh.itjust.works to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square327fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·1 year agoWhat if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
minus-squareAfghaniscran@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·1 year agoNo need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
minus-squaregridleaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoJust crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
minus-squarefoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 year agoYou enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThe last time I tried that the police were called.
minus-squareJohnny5@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoJust got to find the right contest, friend
minus-squareLemon_Rick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoZorque is envied by every gent, ’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent Every saint and sinner Can each be a winner When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
minus-squareIonAddis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThen you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it. Pornhub, maybe?
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoThat depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.
What if I have a fabulous dick, but the rest of me is blah?
No need to brag to those of us whose entirety is eurgh
Just crop those parts out of your OnlyFans posts.
You enter your dick into a beauty pageant, of course.
The last time I tried that the police were called.
Just got to find the right contest, friend
Zorque is envied by every gent,
’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent
Every saint and sinner
Can each be a winner
When his dick’s in the beauty pageant
Put my dick in what now?
Then you put googly eyes and a little rhinestone pantsuit on it and stick a video up on…well, I guess YouTube wouldn’t take it.
Pornhub, maybe?
That depends on what you’re allowed to wear for the swimsuit section.