• cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

    Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars