My parents bought me a new phone (to replace my aging brick) as a celebration gift for graduating as computer engineer.
But the damn thing does not have neither a MicroSD slot or headphone jack.
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME OH LORD???
My parents bought me a new phone (to replace my aging brick) as a celebration gift for graduating as computer engineer.
But the damn thing does not have neither a MicroSD slot or headphone jack.
WHY DO YOU MOCK ME OH LORD???
It’s the future, and phones have minimal holes. Wired USB-C headphones do exist, but the solution to storage space has largely trended towards “well have you considered the ☁️ cloud ☁️ ?”
Frankly I’m just glad USB still exists at all on phones. I suspect eventually that, too, will begin to disappear in favor of “haha well we have wireless charging… What, connect your phone to a computer? Attach a peripheral? Why would you ever want any of that??”
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