• Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    What parties are you attending that:

    1. Someone brings a dildo
    2. You describe that someone as just “a guy”

    Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

    • Kage520@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

    • Sway@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.