• BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11 months ago

      Alien: “Hey, it’s a human! Do that human thing!”

      Human: “Human… thing?”

      Human: “Are we supposed to have a thing?? Did no one tell me? Am I supposed to have a thing!? Oh my god, am I even a human? What if no one told me cause I suck and-”

      Alien: “Haha Perfect!”