• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    11 months ago

    He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he’ll always get it right. But by magic.

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      11 months ago

      So you mean that he’s able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

      Sounds brutal 😆

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      11 months ago

      Bernie at the vending machine:

      checks wallet

      Aw damn, no monies

      takes a few quarters from behind ear