• Delphia@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Ok and hear me out here… Tell me more about the Uncles.

    Because if they are gainfully employed in a variety of fields I now have amazing contacts for anything on the cheap.

    If they are the “handsy” uncles, they are significantly less desireable.

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      11 months ago

      You have an infinite number of uncles. Statistically, many of them are going to be billionaires, handsy creeps or creeps out to collect your hands.

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        11 months ago

        If its effectively a normal spread of people then its a resource. If this is some genie trick with unintended consequences like all of them being unemployable alcoholics who all need a place to crash then its a liability.

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          11 months ago

          Tis a shame the uncles don’t come with a real estate empire to house your personal army of alcoholics in. Imagine the political sway you could have by threatening to put them all loose on downtown at the same time? There’s an infinite amount of them! It would destroy the city!