This is why Kinder Surprise is banned in America
eats egg whole, chokes and dies
5G poisoning
You wanna get a died, people? Because 👆 this is how you get a died.
It’s because “[insert grade level] Surprise” triggers PTSD in our school
shooting survivorsstudents.This is what upsets me about that ban. Given the size of the capsule containing the toy, an adult capable of doing it would have been really good at deep throating.
This shows how big it is: https://youtu.be/P0n0SziKvgw
If it makes you feel better the ban isn’t because kids could choke but because people used to hide shit like sawdust filling in food so we banned all non food completely surrounded by food
Well now I see why they are banned… they are literally explosive.
They aren’t that big normally. Those are probably maxi eggs or something.
Here’s how the normal eggs look: https://youtu.be/rkoHcWtWKjY?t=7s
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Better put on your tin foil hat and microwave your phones!
That prevents them from tracking you, mind controllering you, and activating the 5G nodules in your COVID Vaccine that
Trumpthe deep state created to wipe out the liberal sheeples. Don’t ask why liberals seem to have a higher survival rate than conservatives, just keep listening to me…the COVID Vaccine is going to kill you. It’s going to mutate little COVID penises and turn you gay from the inside out. Concentration camps, FEMA Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis 8=============>~~~~~This is about as coherent an argument as you’re gonna find on the topic.
It’s extremely common knowledge that liarbrals and dummiecraps have higher survival rates due to all the satanerizificating they do.
I love that people in India started attacking telephone towers thinking 5G was spreading all the covid. They didn’t have 5G.
Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.
