☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 8 months agoWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?media.mas.toimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down121
arrow-up1409arrow-down1imageWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?media.mas.to☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-square@xmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink55•8 months agoSomething is missing from the farm picture… oh right, the company actively collapsing in the background because “code maintainability is less of a priority than cost”.
minus-square@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish16•8 months agoIf technical debt could be reflected on a balance sheet, most businesses I’ve worked for would resemble Enron right before it’s demise.
minus-squareFedoralinkfedilink7•8 months ago“What do you mean, tEcHnIcAl DeBt, CoDe MaInTaInAbIlItY? It works just fine. Get the feature done by Friday. Perfection is the enemy of progress!” — A manager somewhere on planet Earth
Something is missing from the farm picture… oh right, the company actively collapsing in the background because “code maintainability is less of a priority than cost”.
If technical debt could be reflected on a balance sheet, most businesses I’ve worked for would resemble Enron right before it’s demise.
“What do you mean, tEcHnIcAl DeBt, CoDe MaInTaInAbIlItY? It works just fine. Get the feature done by Friday. Perfection is the enemy of progress!”
— A manager somewhere on planet Earth