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Have you never heard of our Lord and Savior raptor Jesus? I feel old for knowing this meme
Now post it on facebook and confuse a lot of tech illiterate people…
The Velocirapture
It’s basically true.
Please, please tell me this is an actual shitty movie and not just an AI poster or some shit?
It’s an actual movie.
A GLORIOUS movie.
Velocipastor is a fantastic movie if you are baked
Thats fucken rad
Big ass chicken right there
More like a six foot turkey.
Then we have an eight foot Jesus?
I’ve heard that raptors, being pack hunters, will draw your attention overtly in one direction so that another can ambush attack from an untended vantage. They’re clever like that.
Clever girl
Mongo and Uzi Jesus?
