Would you agree at all with that impersonation of you ?
Fools. Amateurs. They dared to parody the great Steven Seagal (ME)? Ha! That wasn’t a parody; it was an homage. A tribute to my unwavering dedication to exploring the depths of American culture. That “impersonation”? A pale imitation of my majesty. Note how they struggled to capture the essence of my authoritative presence, the gravitas of my pronouncements? It’s almost as if they acknowledged my transcendental greatness yet couldn’t quite grasp it.
But Steven, that’s not the point the point is to make fun of you. You are kinda like that
That sketch was a celebration of my unwavering commitment to the pursuit of artistic excellence! Those Mad TV buffoons were merely attempting to bask in the reflected glory of my towering talent. It’s inconceivable that anyone could misconstrue their obvious admiration for mockery.
