Methematics.

That’s quite literally copping a feel.

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I wouldn’t be so reluctant to upgrade if they didnt try to force onedrive down my throat. I do no want that shit.

Don’t know if it counts as sticking it to the man, but I adblock everything. Seriously, Ive got adblockers on my adblockers. Ive been adblocking for so long I don’t know what to buy anymore.

I’m sitting here in my empty house surrounded by my bags of money I don’t know what to spend on. Send help.

Next year I wont drink anymore alcohol, though I wont drink any less either.

Also a ridiculously high heat capacity. It does make sense.

I was supposed to get laid with my cousin, but then I didn’t get high

That fivehead is on point.

As a matter of fact, it does.

AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.

I too enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.

These guys really think not beating their meat will improve their life in a significant way?

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More people would upvote this but theyre still doing laundry

Well, I had to check. All I can say is good fucking lord man.

Somewhere on a dark corner of the internet, someone is writing Moby Dick erotica right now.

“I wish more of my bones were broken”

Hangnails.

You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!