“Sure!”

next day

“Hello mom I’m here to help, what do you want me to get started on?”

“Oh my god you’re stressing me out! I need to watch home improvement YouTube videos in my PJs for a bit before we get started!”

“I mean you literally asked me to be here at this time but okay.”

later

“Why haven’t you started helping me with anything!”

“You didn’t tell me what you wanted me to do.”

“Oh my god your sister will be over soon we need to clean out the kitchen! Start making mashed potatoes, put this pictures I’ve had on the floor for a month up!”

“Weren’t you off the two days before thanksgiving?”