I didn’t even do anything particularly physically exerting yesterday 
Anyway this shit fucking hurts.
Get checked for gout, especially if you just woke up that way and there was no apparent previous exertion or injury the previous day. It can present very similar to a sprain, but can last for months if left unchecked. Just my two cents, as this has happened to me before, and it was gout. A course of steroids cleared up the immediate pain and inflammation, and some minor changes to my diet has kept it cleared it up since then.
Hmmm based on my diet I doubt it’s gout, I think it’s more likely I got new work shoes a week ago and I think breaking them in gave me a repetitive stress injury.
But still, I’ll look into it.
It’s a quick blood test. I didn’t think my diet would warrant it either, but one day I woke up with a “sprained ankle.” I figured it was just a muscle-spasm or something (I get really bad muscle spasms in my sleep sometimes). Two months later my partner is like: homey, this is not getting better. Stop being an asshole. I’m taking you to urgent care. Sometimes your liver just doesn’t process certain things right and it ends up with uracil build-up. It wasn’t like I had to get my foot chopped off. Just a little change in diet and now it’s fine.
Hope you get better homey!
Swelling tends to increase for like 24-48 hours post injury. Especially if you didn’t notice the injury to start and walked on it for a while.
Could be a Freddy Krueger but he plays basketball instead of murdering type scenario
Now I want Freddy One-on-One to be a real movie.
Where in the rulebook does it say a dream-haunting entity can’t play basketball?
Tagline: Lose and die.
Welcome to the world of sleepwalking. All sorts of surprises await you (very few, if any of them, are good)
Sprained ankle because of woke (up).
sleepwalking maybe?
ITT we offer dozens of mutually exclusive diagnoses and explanations
I mean it could be lycanthropy and gout
Everyone knows it’s not lupus, but House does like to throw around syphilis. Or maybe some fungus gave you both psychopathy and a sprained ankle. You might die if we can’t treat you in an hour, but two of our doctors broke up a year ago and are still pissy about it.
You might be a werewolf.
An only capriciously malicious incubus/succubus.
