• 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I had this idea yesterday.

    get a harness, hang myself on a tree branch by the road,. wear makeup to look like a Halloween decoration, don’t move.

    wait for passersbys to walk next to me thinking I’m just a decoration, scare the shite out of them while I yeet candy at them.

    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      You can do it in a chair just fine if you want.

      Just stuff your clothes with straw so you look like a scare crow and don’t move until they approach you.

      A neighbor used to do this to us in the 80s and it was always terrifying/hilarious.