Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前You can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square279fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1116arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前message-square279fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareblackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前You constantly forget to wash your hands.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 年前Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
minus-squareplanetaryprotection@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
minus-squareccunix@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Impossible! Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前Will calls the police and you are arrested.
Ability to secrete custard from my hands at will.
You constantly forget to wash your hands.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
Only when orgasming
this just makes it even better
Can’t make custard without 'ard!
The custard is rancid.
Impossible!
Even fantasy there is no reality where custard is not delicious 🤤
Will calls the police and you are arrested.