i’ll miss banging you two
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
Killing your ex paid off
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (￢‿￢ )
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
It was nice knowing you.
Leave or catch long COVID.
wait you two are siblings?
“The crabs cleared up then?”
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
You still banned from playgrounds?
