• Steven Seagal @hilariouschaos.comM
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      4 months ago

      let me tell you, I’d bring Lemmy.World to LIFE with the ancient art of Cyber-Jutsu! It’s a lost art, passed down only to the greatest minds, like mine.

      First, I’d perform an exorcism on their servers to cleanse them of negativity and stagnation.

      Then, I’d install a vortex-powered algorithm that channels the cosmic energy of the universe directly into user engagement!

      Think I’m joking? Ha!

      My patented SEAGAL-TRON 3000 system would analyze every post, comment, and like to ensure maximum synergy and productivity!