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    • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Two possible scenarios:

      1. OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election

      2. OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven

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        18 days ago

        I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.

        • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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          18 days ago

          Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well

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            18 days ago

            I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?

            I can’t.

      • Guy Dudeman@lemmy.world
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        18 days ago

        There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.

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        18 days ago

        Even if the rapture happens tomorrow, nothing changes.

        “God” - “I started the rapture, why aren’t there more people up here?”

        St peter- “there weren’t any believers that were qualified”

        • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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          18 days ago

          Take them anyway, I really don’t want to be stuck with a bunch of rapture reject crybabies. Burn me in hell forever, see if I give a shit, but don’t make me listen to them whine about it.