troglodytis@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-22 hours agoHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?message-squaremessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareHey Lemmy, where are you watching the results tomorrow?troglodytis@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · edit-22 hours agomessage-square31fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSquorlple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 hours agoTwo possible scenarios: OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
minus-squareGuy Dudeman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·53 minutes agoThere’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.
minus-squarePudutr0nlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 hours agoI like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
minus-squareSquorlple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoDon’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
minus-squarePudutr0nlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 hours agoI don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed? I can’t.
minus-squaretroglodytis@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 hours agoOops. Thanks It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular
minus-squareGuy Dudeman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·52 minutes agoYou’re not wrong though. Poll returns are what you get gradually until all votes are reported. Results are the final results of the election.
returns?
Two possible scenarios:
OP’s autocorrect wrote “returns” when they meant for the post to say “results”, in reference to the U.S. election
OP knows that the rapture is happening tomorrow when the pious souls will return to Heaven
There’s a difference between poll returns and election results. Returns are “as they happen” and get updated. Results are final.
I like the second scenario best tbh, even if it entails me burning in hell for the rest of eternity.
Don’t worry, the first scenario also could produce hell on earth for the rest of eternity as well
Sounds like an improvement.
I don’t know. I’ve been enjoying the late decadence of western civilization, to be perfectly honest. It could get worse, sure, but can you imagine anything more boring than having our collective survival as a species guaranteed?
I can’t.
Oops. Thanks
It’s kind of an obsolete vernacular
You’re not wrong though. Poll returns are what you get gradually until all votes are reported. Results are the final results of the election.
Resulta?
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!
Happens to everyone. Thx for fixing! :)